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Fashion weak

  • AQUAPONEY, FIRELOUKOUM, AVERAGEM8
  • Nov 4, 2015
  • 2 min read

Quote of the Week : "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak" Rachel Zoe

Since the late 2010's, fashion trends are evolving faster than ever with the social medias like Instagram or Facebook. People want to emancipate themselves and be original before the others catch up. With this image society, the look and social behaviour are more important than anything else. We judge at first sight, so our clothes must define ourselves .. even if it's non-sense.

Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak even if what you want to say is stupid.

NOT OUR WORST FIVE ....

BUT THE ONLY FIVE NOWADAYS :

1. Sportswear

PE teacher's offsprings or wannabe coach / sports educator, always ready to take a run or catch a ball, he is always ready for a the sweaty situation. Jogging or sports shorts depending on the season, Asics / New Balance shoes, squad jersey, EM stapsians RPZ, soccer players anyway or those who pretend to do sports.... shame on you.

2. Gangsta

Reverse Michael Jackson or the next 50 cent, he imposes his style to the society. Drug, bitches and money on his mind, the thug life choose him. Gangsta starter kit : new era cap on the side, bling-bling, chains, XXL large t-shirt, under butt baggy jeans, air jordan / air max. Babtou With Attitude, straight outta campaign

3. Classy

Daddy's boy, obviously conservative, against gay marriage, can't help to tie his pullover over this neck, pink shirt and Ralph Lauren short, loves polo, golf and tennis. He likes to show that his parents have got money (or eats pastas all year). He also drives a lamborghini or a city-friendly hybrid car.

4. Hippie

Only eats salad, seads and tofu, walks bare foot, plays didgeridoo, doesn't use deodarant, wears sarouel, listens to Zaz, Reggae or Tibetan music, and finally want you to sign a form in order to give money to poor people. Long hair and dread locks must be appreciated. Marijuana spotted. Fluor is against society. Fire Babylone.

5. Hippie Evolution --> Hipster

Beard, rolled up pants, square glasses, fixie bikes, clean hippies with money. Pays thousands for cheap looking clothes. Nowadays, hipster don't say mainstream because it became too mainstream.

BONUS ROUND : Kevin

A mix of gangsta, classy and geek, tries a beard, there's nothing other than "SWAG" to define his style. He tries to fit all, but nothing fits him. He is the real Fashion Weak.

Hall of lame :

Gothic and evolution

K-pop Style

Jersey Shore

Champagne-Ardenne ALL TIME FAVORITE : Babane

New french sapologists

Overly Metahead

AQUAPONEY, FIRELOUKOUM, AVERAGEM8

We tried not to recognize ourselves in this article, but as stapsians, sportswear wins unfortunately


 
 
 

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