I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Quote of the week : "I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays" Henry Youngman

Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed most commonly on December 25th as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. But the Santa Claus we all know and love — that big, jolly man in the red suit with a white beard — didn’t always look that way. At first, it was Saint Nicholas who was famous for his generous gifts to the poor, in particular presenting the three impoverished daughters of a pious Christian with dowries so that they would not have to become prostitutes.He was very religious from an early age and devoted his life entirely to Christianity. Nowaday, Santa Claus is a figure created by Coca Cola Limited to promote their drink, and Christmas is now mostly a commercial holidays.

5 things we think you shouldn't do this Christmas

5. Believe in Santa Claus

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second.

4) The sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons.

5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

4. Family gathering

First of all, it's not vegan or vegetarian. Every living creature could be on the table. The racist drunk uncle, the aunt that thinks her son is better than the other children, the gradma that forgot her grandchildren because of Alzheimer syndrome, kids and adultstable, that's why christmas is bullshit.

3. Celebrate Hanukkah instead

A holiday without gift shouldn't be called a holiday.

2. Offer lame gifts

1. Chocolates you never eat because they are horrible

2. Something you don't wish for

3. Granny's sweater

4. A book you already have

5. An ORANGE

1. Read these lame blogs

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MERRY ... me